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Friday, January 25, 2013

Where is humanity of humans

We have hospitals very equipped and medicines so advance but humans are so less in humanity. Everyone doing a job but without a purpose like completing the working hours in offices. A nurse or attendant or doctor everyone need to be same. Equality as a doc role is important equal is the role of each member in a hospital. Similarly every other profession. I felt a pain of patients and people admitted but felt so sad for those who are to assist people looked so tense to help humanity and people were so empty of compassion and mercy for patients in pain and diseases. We developed and get so state of art in medicine and equipment and device but how and when we being human will be full of humanity and humbleness and compassion. Sorry to say but our media could and suppose to make the difference similarly our family systems, culture and civilizations should and must have develop the role of every being to assist each other irrespective of departments and professions. one do not always need pile of tools/assets/money but two or at least a sympathetic word of sympathy worth millions to make other strong and strengthen the passion and values and develop the culture to be more human rather machines for a shift or few like university credit hours or job hours a week or dailies. I really admire those who are keen to help and I really admire to Heads and attendants to be more human and full of emotions and at same time very professional with honesty and determination to help out humanity and people around. We and everyone could make a difference and a strong point you do not need to look around to people who do nothing beside making others life difficult. No government or program could make you a human but your own self and your own family. Every single person is asset to build a society of humans. Professions are a noble cause when one do with a purpose and without a purpose a being in not a human being but a machine. May or may not you disagree but i like the disagreement too :)
This world we are living in a place of aftermaths and after effects of our deeds. One day when we could help a person in need and we stop us from helping other is a day we stop our human to keep breathing and the moment after you will feel bad. And surely there will come a moment in your very own life you will feel shame of that act in past. As the matter of fact this is never so late. You decide now and your very next moment you will be a human and will start breathing and you will surely live every moment coming ahead. All humans may our color and regions or language or even faiths may different but being human we are all the same and we live in the same world and same nature and same happening and occurrence happens in our lives. To regret later in life either in 30s or 70s age of year better wake up today when you are young and ambitious to live a life full of emotions and desires and objectives.
You will surely will be dazzling when you will be really a human as per merit of humanity and surely sooner or later you will be one ray of light to be followed and get inspired by other beings but for the time you are living you have to make the difference with your very own words and your very own actions. You may assist a person with a wheel chair or stretcher or even guide someone. These so tiny deeds worth gigantic to the Creator called God. And for God your tiny and gigantic deeds both are same. All God sees how purified your deed and actions are and how good intentions you have to help others. And surely with faith God will make your life worth living with patience and content of heart.
Bottom line: Make objectives and purposes in your professions and this is your part of change. And all drops will surely make the who ocean sparkling like a dwelling place of humanity.
Please be you and be a human with humanity with any profession you have to follow during the walk of your very own life. I request to all readers please be human at least and you professions and jobs come very later.
You need to understand that you need to give self respect to you at very first step. The day you will give self respect to you, surely you will respect others. And surely you will have positive waves to make other heart clear with your intentions and yes if someone acted opposite not mater how late but that person will surely praise for your very good of manner and respect and later will get back to you the joy and blessings to you for you good deed and your past actions.
God bless you all with each passing moment with understanding blessings to strive your walk towards everyone destiny with patience and peace and content to the Only Creator God.

Saturday, January 19, 2013

A letter from Dr Aafia Siddiqui and Algerian kidnappers demand release of Dr Aafia Siddiqui

A letter from Dr Aafia Siddiqui

"My Dead Nation"




Lauren Booth speaking at protest against Aafia Siddiqui's sentence London 23.09.2012




Rare Footage of Dr Aafia Siddique


Aafia Siddiqui; PhD. Doctor and an MIT graduate, originally from Karachi disappeared in 2003 and mysteriously resurfaced in US custody in 2008. She was convicted in February 2010 in a Manhattan courtroom for attempted murder and armed assault, having allegedly shot at soldiers who were guarding her in custody. What is the truth behind this story? Who is Prisoner 650?

Included are comments from renowned British journalist Yvonne Ridley and Dr. Aafia's own sister, Dr. Fowzia Siddiqui, a Harvard-trained neurologist.


Source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElPu8NbFp3I

My name is Dr. Aafia educated from Massachusetts Institute of Technology (USA) with three children and aim of helping my nation with my high class education is very pleased from your help.

I was kidnapped from my own country by my brothers and sold to America. I was brutally treated, raped, tortured, again and again given name prisoner 650.

I prayed for my Muhammad Bin Qasim for every second of my years in prison in a Muslim country Afghanistan.

I am sister of 1/5 world's Muslim population . My nation is historically famous in defending and protecting their citizens right from the beginning. Hazrat Omar (RA) Said, if a dog dies near river Arafat, Omar will be responsible on day of judgment.

At the moment I can't walk on my own, one kidney is removed, bullet wound in my chest, denied any medical and legal aid and not sure whether I will be alive or not.

I would like to revoke my status of sister. I am a proud Muslim, follower of Hazrat Muhammad SAW, daughter of Hazrat Abubakar, Hazrat Umar, Hazrat Usman and Hazrat Ali and Companions and their true followers. I don't want to be your sister.

They are my protectors and I will seek Allah's help not yours.

I don't want to be Pakistani who has 600,000 troops and special force SSG but fail to protect me, they sworn to protect me but refused when I was looking at them for help.

My so called Muslim Ummah having millions of soldiers, guns, tanks. Automatic weapons fighter plans, submarines and yet they failed to save me. Don't worry about day of judgment you won't be answerable as you are not my

brothers in Islam. You are Arabic, Persian, Palestinians, African, Malaysian, Indonesian, South Asian but not Muslims.

I am sorry if hurts you but you can't imagine how hurt I am.'

Aafia Siddiqui

Recently :Algerian kidnappers demand release of Dr Aafia Siddiqui

By Yvonne Ridley

THE only thing that surprised me when I heard that the Algerian kidnappers had called for the release of Dr Aafia Siddiqui was that it hadn’t happened sooner.
 Don’t get me wrong, as a former hostage myself, there is no way I condone the actions of what has unfolded in a remote corner of the Algerian desert.
 And my heart goes out to the families of those who have lost loved ones in the unfolding drama at the In Amenas gas plant siege said to have been masterminded by Mohktar Belmokhtar. The infamous one-eyed Algerian militant apparently with ties to al Qaida, has claimed responsibility for launching Wednesday’s attack.
 It also goes without saying there is no way the kidnappers, whether politically or criminally motivated, can be justified in their actions.
 But an injustice is an injustice and as the only western journalist to have specifically gone to Afghanistan to investigate the case of Dr Aafia Siddiqui, I have to say her plight has become a cause célèbre around the Muslim world.
 And I have an uncomfortable feeling that more and more westerners will be kidnapped as their captors demand the release of Dr Aafia Siddiqui, a woman I once called the most wronged in the world.
 So just who is Dr Aafia Siddiqui and why is a group of North Africans calling for her release?
 Well it's very easy to get emotional about a wronged Muslim woman caught up in the War on Terror but I am not basing my case on emotion just some simple cold, hard facts and forensic evidence … or lack of it, but more of that and her bizarre story later.
 Her family will certainly not be pleased that a group of Algerian terrorists have called for her release because it will give a perception in some quarters that Dr Aafia must be an Islamic extremist. It's a narrative pushed by US intelligence although it has to be said in her trial the opening statement of the prosecutor stated quite clearly that she was not al-Qaida nor a terrorist sympathiser.
 The case of the mother-of-three is well known in every household in Pakistan from the most religious to the most secular … the majority of which have been demanding her repatriation for years. Now she is known as the Daughter of the Nation although her story has travelled well beyond Pakistan's borders.
 Thousands of Muslim children have been named after her because of all that she has come to symbolise. Everything that she represents stems from the injustices created by America’s War on Terror … the kidnaps, renditions, torture, rape and waterboarding.
 The brilliant academic, a neuro scientist, educated in top US universities, is tonight languishing in a Texan jail serving an 86 year sentence after being found guilty of trying to kill American soldiers.
 The fact they shot her at close range and nearly killed her is often overlooked.
 To their eternal shame, the US soldiers serving in Afghanistan claimed in court under oath that the diminutive, fragile academic leapt at them from behind a prison cell curtain, snatching one of their guns to shoot and kill them. It was a fabricated story that any defence lawyer worth his or her salt would have ripped apart at the seams.
 The scenario painted in court was incredulous and more importantly, the evidence non existent – no gunshot residue on her hands or clothes, no bullets from the discharged gun, no fingerprints belonging to Dr Aafia on the gun … other vital evidence removed by US military from the scene went missing before the trial. Come on, we’ve all seen episodes of CSI – the science doesn’t lie.
 After being patched up in a medical wing in Bagram, she was then renditioned to America to stand trial for an alleged crime committed in Afghanistan. Flouting the Vienna and Geneva Conventions, she wasn't given consular access until the day she made her first court appearance.
 The trial was held in New York, a stone’s throw from where the Twin Towers once stood making it impossible not to invoke the memories of that horrific day on September 11 which for some forever turned Muslims into Public Enemy Number One.
 A lack lustre legal team forced on Dr Aafia by the US authorities failed to sway the jury of her innocence, despite the overwhelming scientific evidence that she could not have snatched a soldier’s gun let alone pull the trigger.
 I went into the cell in Ghazni a few weeks after the shooting in July 2008 and discovered that the soldiers had panicked and sprayed the room with bullets as they struggled to flee. The evidence is there on film shot during my visit and handed over to the defence team.
 The prosecutors could not believe a western journalist had travelled to this part of Afghanistan and obtained compelling witness and visual evidence. Soon after that vital forensic evidence including spent bullets that had been gouged out of a wall in the cell, went missing.
 Seeing Dr Aafia emerge unshackled and unhooded from behind a curtain caused blind panic among the young soldiers who had been briefed by the FBI they were going to arrest one of the most dangerous women in the world.
 I interviewed eyewitnesses, senior Afghan police officers and one after another told me their acount of what happened. Yet the only Afghan brought to court to give testimony against her was the FBI’s translator who now has a green card and lives in New York with his family.
 What the jury was not told is that Dr Aafia, and her three children, all aged under five at the time, had been kidnapped from a street near their home in Karachi and disappeared from 2003.
 The FBI put out a story at the time that she had in fact gone on a jihad to Afghanistan – it was a ludicrous tale without foundation and, as every mother of young children knows, a journey to the local corner shop with toddlers is a monumental challenge so heading off to fight in Afghanistan with a pram, pushchair and toddler in hand is simply inconceivable. The FBI narrative was destroyed by Boston-based Elaine Whitfield Sharp, a lawyer hired by the Siddiqui family when Dr Aafia first disappeared.
 The missing years of the academic's life reveal a story which is now known to virtually everyone in the Muslim world where she is widely regarded as a victim of George W Bush’s War on Terror.
 As she tried to tell the jury how she was held in secret prisons, with no legal representation, cut off from the outside world since 2003 where brutal interrogation techniques were used to break her down, she was silenced by the judge who said he was only interested in the cell shooting incident.
Judge Richard Berman, a modest little man with much to be modest about, insisted he was not interested in the missing years; it had no relevance to the case he insisted.
She testified that after completing her doctorate studies she taught in a school, and that her interest was in cultivating the capabilities of dyslexic and other special needs children. She emerged as a humanity-loving nurturer and educator, the gentle yet resolute seeker for truth and justice.
As the evidence continued we learned that she didn’t know where her three children were – it was sensational content for those who knew the real story. She talked of her dread and fear of being handed back to the Americans when she was arrested in Ghazni and was held by police.
 Terrified that yet another secret prison was waiting for her she revealed how she peeked through the curtain divider into the part of the room where Afghans and Americans were talking, and how when a startled American soldier noticed her, he jumped up and yelled that the prisoner was loose, and shot her in the stomach. She described how she was also shot in the side by a second person. She also described how after falling back onto the bed in the room, she was violently thrown to the floor and lost consciousness. This ties in exactly with what I was told by the counter terrorism police chief I interviewed in Afghanistan back in the autumn of 2008 – I remember him laughing as he told me how the US soldiers panicked, shot randomly in the air as they stampeded out of the room in a blind panic.
Of course there’s no way a bunch of soldiers are going to admit they lost it, but according to those I interviewed for my film In search of Prisoner 650 in Afghanistan that’s exactly what happened.
Two of her missing children have since been found and reunited with their extended family in Karachi. It is still not clear where the children were held when they were snatched from a street in Karachi but there’s no disguising their American accents … possibly picked up from their jailers.
 So why did the FBI want to speak to Dr Aafia in the first place and why did they portray her as a dangerous terrorist on the run? if she was the person they painted why wasn't she charged with terrorism offences and why was the prosecutor at pains to point out that she was not al Qaida?
 One person who might hold the key is Dr Aafia's ex-husband who has resisted attempts to be interviewed by me. He was going through a very combative and bitter divorce in the months before she disappeared. He first came to the attention of the FBI in 2002 when he was living in America but what he told them that would lead them to suspect his ex-wife of wrongdoing is anyone’s guess.
 Who snatched Dr Aafia and her children? I don't know, but I have also tracked down several ex-Bagram detainees who told me they saw Dr Aafia being held in Bagram in 2005 and gave a positive identity of her by photographs before her kidnap and after her arrest in Ghazni.
 The bottom line is Dr Aafia Siddiqui should not be in prison and as long as this injustice continues she will become a rallying call for anyone who wants to pick a fight with America.
 Acknowledging the injustice and returning Dr Aafia to her home in Pakistan will not stop extremists from causing terror, but it might make the lives of US citizens a lot safer if this wrong is put to right.

* British journalist Yvonne Ridley is a patron of Cageprisoners as well as being the European President of the International Muslim Women's Union and the Vice President of the European Muslim League.

Source:
https://www.facebook.com/note.php?saved&&note_id=10151226688547894&id=96043737372

Friday, January 18, 2013

Al-Khidmat Foundation Pakistan:Orphans:flood victims:IDP:Rescue:education


Alkhidmat Orphan Care Program





Aghosh Al-Khidmat Murree

Pictures

Pictures from Aghosh  

Few More:

From Samaa TV

http://www.samaa.tv/programdetail.aspx?v=565&ID=107&dt=10/28/2012
http://www.samaa.tv/programdetail.aspx?v=566&ID=107&dt=10/28/2012 
http://www.samaa.tv/programdetail.aspx?v=567&ID=107&dt=10/28/2012 
Appeal:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pcg6zvEGzM
 

BACKGROUND

In Pakistan around 50 Million children are under 17 years of age and out of which about 4.2 Million are orphans. Due to natural catastrophe, numbers of orphans has recently increased considerably therefore, society as a whole has to come forward to provide shelter and support to these helpless children.
In line with its mission to serve the humanity Al-Khidmat Foundation is launching Al-Khidmat Orphan Care Program (AOCP) to extend assistance to these parentless children in form of Education, Health, Food and counseling irrespective of caste, color creed and religion at their doorstep.
VISION
To patronize the vulnerable orphans throughout the country and see them to grow up as good citizens and useful members of the society, leading a contended, dignified, healthy, happy and prosperous life.
MISSION
Our Mission is to dedicate our efforts, expertise and resources to facilitate the vulnerable orphans in terms of education, subsistence, health care and psycho social/ moral uplifting by setting up Orphanages and through financial/ moral support under Orphan Family Support Program at their door step.
SCOPE
We envisage a way of achieving our Vision through a comprehensive orphan support program throughout the country under an umbrella of Al-Khidmat Orphan Care Program (AOCP).
Our Beloved Prophet (peace be upon him) said:
"I and the person who looks after an orphan will be in Paradise together like this..." - then he raised his forefinger and middle finger together.
(Hadith Bukhari).
Contact Us


Facebook Page
 

ALKHIDMAT FOUNDATION PAKISTAN

Head Office:
711, Block J - 2, Johar Town, Lahore – Pakistan
Ph: +92-42-3595 7260
Fax: +92-42-3595 7261
E-mail: info@al-khidmatfoundation.org


http://www.al-khidmatfoundation.org 

Introduction: 



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR1H-jckT38




Al-khidmat Blood Bank at Al-Khidmat Hospital, Nazimabad, Karachi. A project of Al-Khidmat Welfare Society, Karachi.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=qXKcnyTCKhQ&

From Media معروف اینکر مبشر لقمان کے پروگرام کھرا سچ



From AJ :Documentary on Al Khidmat Rescue Activity


PIMA Free Eye Surgery Camp 



Niamatullah Khan On Balochistan Food 



AL-kHIDMAT Tamir-e-Millat School Balakot

 

Appeal for the victims of Rains & Flash Flood in Pakistan (2012)



AL-KHIDMAT SMS Service



Al-Khidmat Volunteer Workshop

 

Al-Khidmat Children Festivel 


"بچے کی دعا"



 الخدمت جندر پن چکی

 

Al-Khidmat Water project (Gadap Town Karachi)

 

Water-is-Life-Alkhidmat-Foundation-Pakistan  

Water is critical to nourishing and fostering life. One in two people in developing countries cannot access clean water, and hundreds die every day due to illnesses related to contaminated water. Every day, diarrhea diseases from easily preventable causes claim the lives of approximately 5000 people, most of them young children. According to a survey, 70% population of Pakistan is deprived of cleaned drinking water.
Alkhidmat Foundation Pakistan is working on continuing basis to supply clean water in NWFP, Kashmir, Tharparkar (Sindh) and Balochistan. To provide cleaned water, Alkhidmat Foundation has also decided to fix filtration plants in all populated cities of the country.
Objectives:
To provide pure, safe and clean drinking water to general public at affordable cost.
Main Features:
Filtered, Safe and hygenic water.
Location:
Ten plants in each districts of Pakistan. (113 destrics)
Beneficiaries
General Public (specially poor public)
Project Cost
1.5 Million Our water services are following: 1- Water wells 2- Water Tanks 3- Hand pumps 4- Water Filtration Plants. 
 
 

Al-Khidmat IDP's Documentary 

 

Al-Khidmat Relief for Flood

   
 

Monday, January 14, 2013

Arfa Karim From Pakistan - The World's Youngest Programmer


Arfa Abdul Karim Randhawa (Urdu: ارفع کریم رندهاوا‎‎, 2 February 1995 – 14 January 2012) was a Pakistani student and computer prodigy, who in 2004 at the age of nine years became Microsoft Certified Professional (MCP), the youngest in the world before Babar Iqbal in 2008. She was invited by Bill Gates to visit the Microsoft Headquarters in the USA. A science park in Lahore was named after her, the Arfa Software Technology Park.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arfa_Karim





Arfa Karim From Pakistan - The world's youngest programmer

#arfakarim #arfakarimrandhawa #pakistan #microsoft

Arfa Karim From Pakistan - The world's youngest programmer 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSNtwarQd7U


Arfa Software Technology Park
Arfa Software Technology Park is the Country’s largest Information and Communications Technology Park. The 17 story building is the first international standard facility in Pakistan and is located at Lahore.

ARFA SOFTWARE TECHOLOGY PARK


She Is No More Arfa Karim(Daughter Of Nation)Before Watching Video Plz Recite Surah Fatiha And Four Qul

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm0JR16j5jk  


The Youngest Microsoft Certified Professional in the World - Arifa Karim
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1eDi_Ul5zw

میں بنت آدم علیہ السلام ھوں کوئی کھلونا تو نھیں: محمد شفیق











میں بنت آدم علیہ السلام ھوں

کوئی کھلونا تو نھیں۔۔!

کہ جو جیسے چاہے توڑ ڈالے

کھیل کر پھیک ڈالے

یا قبر میں گاڑ ڈالے

یا۔۔۔۔۔

آگ میں جلا ڈالے




میں بنت حوا ھوں

کوئی پھول تو نھیں۔۔۔!

... کہ جو جیسے چاہے

چمن سے توڑ ڈالے

نوچ ڈالے اور مسل ڈالے

خوشبو سونگھ کر

پٹخ ڈالے!




ہاں میں بنت آدم ہوں

کوئی کھلونا تو نہیں۔۔۔۔

میں بنت حوا علیہا السلام ہوں

کوئی پھول تو نہیں۔۔۔!

کہ کوئی مجھے

ناچنے پر مجبور کر ڈالے

اور خود

تالیاں پیٹے۔۔۔۔

کوئی

دور کھڑا ماضی کا ابن قاسم

قہقہے لگاتا پاس سے گزر جائے۔۔۔!




میں تو اسلام کا وہ مظبوط قلعہ

کہ جس میں

فوجیں پناہ گزیں تھیں

اور اب بھی ہیں کچھ۔۔۔

میں وہ سپاہی

جو خولہ بنت ازور رضی اللہ عنہا کی صورت

میدان جنگ میں قدم جما دے!

جب کوئی میداں مین نکلنے سے ڈرتا ہو

تو ام عمارہ رضی اللہ عنہا کی مانند

صفوں کو چیر ڈالے۔۔۔!

میں بنت اسلام ہوں

کوئی کھلونا تو نہیں۔۔!
 
 محمد شفیق


Sunday, January 13, 2013

National Anthem of Pakistan with 20 Reasons Why I Think Pakistan is the Best Country in the World

National Anthem of Pakistan with 20 Reasons Why I Think Pakistan is the Best Country in the World








1. Pakistan is the only country in the world that got its independence on the date corresponding with the empowering night of Ramadan 27 of the year 1366 (Islamic calendar) after the Prophet’s Hijra.

2. Pakistan is the only country in the world that is a gateway to the Middle East, Central Asia, China, and rest of South Asia.

3. Pakistan is the only Muslim country that is a Nuclear Power.

4. Pakistan is one of the few countries in the world where you'll see all kind of landscapes and weather. From the majestic mountains of NWFP, Northern Areas, and Azad Kashmir to the lush plains of Punjab to the deserts and beaches of Sindh and Balochistan.

5. Pakistan is one of the few countries in the world where you'll find people of all different colors, shapes, and sizes.

6. Pakistan is one of the few countries in the world where you'll find the majority of people who can speak more than one language.

7. Pakistan is the only country in this world which was created for Islam.

8. Pakistan has the World's Largest Salt Mine:
Khewra salt mine has proven reserves of 300 million tons. This reserve could not be consumed in 600 years even at the rate of 5 lakh tons production per annually.

9. Pakistan has the World's 2nd Largest Coal Reserve:
Thar Coal Reserve are around 850 trillion cubic feet which are equal 400 brillion barrels of oil equal to the oil. coal reserves equal 618 billion barrels of oil.

10. Pakistan has the World's 3rd Largest Gas Reserves:
Pakistan with gas reserves of 28tcf (current reserves 32.8tcf) So far about 52.7 TCF of gas reserves have been discovered of which ... In view of large indigenous reserves.

11. Pakistan is the World's 4th Largest Cotton Poducer:
Pakistan as the fourth largest cotton producer, third largest cotton consumer, second largest importer and with fourth largest cotton area. Real performance is counted in terms of yield per hectare and Pakistan has yield around Kgs 650 per hectare lagging behind dozens of countries.

12. Pakistan has the World's 5th largest Copper & Gold Reserves
The Reko Diq is a large copper-gold porphyry resource on the Tethyan belt, located in the dry desert conditions of southwest Pakistan within the remote and sparsely populated province of Baluchistan. The Tethyan belt is a prospective region for large gold-copper porphyries. Barrick has a 50% interest in Tethyan Copper Company (the other 50% is owned by Antofagasta plc), which has a 75% interest in the Reko Diq project and associated mineral interests (for a resulting 37.5% interest in Reko Diq). As of December 31, 2007, Barrick’s share of measured and indicated and inferred resources are 3.7 and 10.5 million ounces respectively. Barrick’s share of measured and indicated and inferred copper are 4.3 and 13.4 billion pounds respectively1.
Reko Diq is a giant copper and gold project in Chaghi, containing 12.3 million tons of copper and 20.9 million ounces of gold in inferred and indicated resources. The copper-gold deposits at Reko Diq are believed to be even bigger than Sarcheshmeh in Iran and Escondida in Chile. The Reko Diq copper deposits which is in the neighbourhood of Saindak copper project, is four times larger in copper ore tonnage than Saindak. The most credible international surveys suggest that Reko Diq is one of the biggest undeveloped copper projects in the world with over 11 billion pounds of copper and nine million ounces of gold.

13. Pakistan has the World's 5th largest Army:
It was amazing to know that my great country Pakistan has the 5th biggest army of the world, but this doesn’t means that the biggest is also the strongest as well, because the strongest would be the one which would have the latest technology weapons.

14. Pakistan is the World's 7th Nuclear Power
WITH DELIVERY MECHANISMS (Pakistan is capable of launching nuclear missiles on a short notice of 10 minutes) The ballistic missile inventory of the Army is substantial. It comprises Ghauri III and Shaheen III IRBM ; medium range Ghauri I and II and Shaheen II, and short range Hatf I- B, Abdali, Ghaznavi, Shaheen I and M -11 missiles.

15. Pakistan is the World's 5th largest milk producer.

16. Pakistan is the World's 11th largest wheat producer.

17. Pakistan is the World's 12th largest rice producer.

18. Pakistan is the country of some of the world's best singers.
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan, The King of Sufi Music.
Noor Jehan, The Queen of Melody
Nazia and Zoheb Hassan, The pioneers of pop music in the subcontinent.

19. Pakistan is the country with the best national anthem.

20. Pakistan is the place where I come from, is the place my parents, my grandparents all come from. Where ever I am in the world I will always remember my roots and be proud of the fact that I come from Pakistan and I am Pakistani.

Anthem of Pakistan

The Best Anthem of the world National Anthem of Pakistan




Read More:

 People of Pakistan Think & Act 

Few words for beloved Country

 Hum Pakistani

 Pakistan, Islam and Sacrifices

Source:
20 Reasons Why I Think Pakistan is the Best Country in the World



 

Saturday, January 12, 2013

A Barrier Between Two Seas


Modern Science has discovered that in the places where two different seas meet, there is a barrier between them. This barrier divides the two seas so that each sea has its own temperature, salinity, and density.1 For example, Mediterranean sea water is warm, saline, and less dense, compared to Atlantic ocean water. When Mediterranean sea water enters the Atlantic over the Gibraltar sill, it moves several hundred kilometers into the Atlantic at a depth of about 1000 meters with its own warm, saline, and less dense characteristics. The Mediterranean water stabilizes at this depth.





Although there are large waves, strong currents, and tides in these seas, they do not mix or transgress this barrier.

The Noble Quran mentioned that there is a barrier between two seas that meet and that they do not transgress. Allah Almighty has said:

He has set free the two seas meeting together. There is a barrier between them. They do not transgress. (Quran, 55:19-20) http://quran.com/55/19-20

But when the Quran speaks about the divider between fresh and salt water, it mentions the existence of “a forbidding partition” with the barrier. Allah Almighty has said in the Quran:

He is the one who has set free the two kinds of water, one sweet and palatable, and the other salty and bitter. And He has made between them a barrier and a forbidding partition. (Quran, 25:53) http://quran.com/25/53

One may ask, why did the Quran mention the partition when speaking about the divider between fresh and salt water, but did not mention it when speaking about the divider between the two seas?

Modern science has discovered that in estuaries, where fresh (sweet) and salt water meet, the situation is somewhat different from what is found in places where two seas meet. It has been discovered that what distinguishes fresh water from salt water in estuaries is a “pycnocline zone with a marked density discontinuity separating the two layers.”3 This partition (zone of separation) has a different salinity from the fresh water and from the salt water.

This information has been discovered only recently, using advanced equipment to measure temperature, salinity, density, oxygen dissolubility, etc. The human eye cannot see the difference between the two seas that meet, rather the two seas appear to us as one homogeneous sea. Likewise, the human eye cannot see the division of water in estuaries into the three kinds: fresh water, salt water, and the partition (zone of separation).

Sorurces
(1) Principles of Oceanography, Davis, pp. 92-93.
(2) Principles of Oceanography, Davis, p. 93.
(3) Oceanography, Gross, p. 242. Also see Introductory Oceanography, Thurman, pp. 300-301.
(4) Oceanography, Gross, p. 244, and Introductory Oceanography, Thurman, pp. 300-301.

Occupied Kashmir

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Indian Occupied Kashmir


Killings 93,716 Women gang Raped 10,021 disappeared 10,000 en orphaned 107,436 
Women widowed 22,763 •Unmarked graves 6,400 Welcome2Kashmir



Interview of #SyedAliGeelani where he cried for Pakistan during the interview - Must Listen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQPr8DNlL7U&feature=player_embedded …

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You Disappear people, then kill them & bury them in unmarked graves And ask the family members to solve the mystery http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/asia_pacific/ap-newsbreak-kashmir-govt-wont-dna-test-bodies-in-unmarked-graves-in-search-for-disappeared/2012/09/05/ee91210a-f74c-11e1-a93b-7185e3f88849_story.html … …

Begum Shahmali, 77, 4 sons Shaheed,5th under detention. Today courted arrest pic.twitter.com/fl6aeh89

Women of Kunan Pushpora talk about the stigma of mass rape http://bit.ly/yzgxeE

No one reaches age f 14 without being slapped, humiliated or abused by Indian forces in #Kashmir pic.twitter.com/lrXguQAu

Young Kashmiri girls seeking mercy from Indian Soldiers for their loved ones. pic.twitter.com/z7juOkBu

This is how Indian Army treat minors in #Kashmir pic.twitter.com/jcnoQMAg

KILL ME INDIAN ARMY- I AM FROM KASHMIR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYtDsa9_Pv8

When Indian Army mutilated body of a common Kashmiri. @BDutt | http://indiatoday.intoday.in/story/army-faces-charges-of-mutilating-a-man-in-jammu-and-kashmir/1/152100.html

Stones In My Hand with Eng Subs : Dedicated to The Brave Youth Of Kashmir http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5jn3EcC_5jM&oref=http%3A%2F%2F

Driving the war rhetoric from studio comforts. India - Pakistan LoC skirmishes .  

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About Humor in Islam

About Humor in Islam


Volume 8, Book 76, Number 575 :
Narrated by 'Abdullah
The Prophet said, "I know the person who will be the last to come out of the (Hell) Fire, and the last to enter Paradise. He will be a man who will come out of the (Hell) Fire crawling, and Allah will say to him, 'Go and enter Paradise.' He will go to it, but he will imagine that it had been filled, and then he will return and say, 'O Lord, I have found it full.' Allah will say, 'Go and enter Paradise, and you will have what equals the world and ten times as much (or, you will have as much as ten times the like of the world).' On that, the man will say, 'Do you mock at me (or laugh at me) though You are the King?" I saw Allah's Apostle (while saying that) smiling that his premolar teeth became visible. It is said that will be the lowest in degree amongst the people of Paradise.
Volume 1, Book 12, Number 770 :
Narrated by Abu Huraira
The people said, "O Allah's Apostle! Shall we see our Lord on the Day of Resurrection?" He replied, "Do you have any doubt in seeing the full moon on a clear (not cloudy) night?" They replied, "No, O Allah's Apostle!" He said, "Do you have any doubt in seeing the sun when there are no clouds?" They replied in the negative. He said, "You will see Allah (your Lord) in the same way. On the Day of Resurrection, people will be gathered and He will order the people to follow what they used to worship. So some of them will follow the sun, some will follow the moon, and some will follow other deities; and only this nation (Muslims) will be left with its hypocrites. Allah will come to them and say, 'I am Your Lord.' They will say, 'We shall stay in this place till our Lord comes to us and when our Lord will come, we will recognize Him. Then Allah will come to them again and say, 'I am your Lord.' They will say, 'You are our Lord.' Allah will call them, and As-Sirat (a bridge) will be laid across Hell and I (Muhammad) shall be the first amongst the Apostles to cross it with my followers. Nobody except the Apostles will then be able to speak and they will be saying then, 'O Allah! Save us. O Allah Save us.' There will be hooks like the thorns of Sa'dan in Hell. Have you seen the thorns of Sa'dan?" The people said, "Yes." He said, "These hooks will be like the thorns of Sa'dan but nobody except Allah knows their greatness in size and these will entangle the people according to their deeds; some of them will fall and stay in Hell forever; others will receive punishment (torn into small pieces) and will get out of Hell, till when Allah intends mercy on whomever He likes amongst the people of Hell, He will order the angels to take out of Hell those who worshipped none but Him alone. The angels will take them out by recognizing them from the traces of prostrations, for Allah has forbidden the (Hell) fire to eat away those traces. So they will come out of the Fire, it will eat away from the whole of the human body except the marks of the prostrations. At that time they will come out of the Fire as mere skeletons. The Water of Life will be poured on them and as a result they will grow like the seeds growing on the bank of flowing water. Then when Allah had finished from the Judgments amongst his creations, one man will be left between Hell and Paradise and he will be the last man from the people of Hell to enter paradise. He will be facing Hell, and will say, 'O Allah! Turn my face from the fire as its wind has dried me and its steam has burnt me.' Allah will ask him, "Will you ask for anything more in case this favor is granted to you?' He will say, "No by Your (Honor) Power!" And he will give to his Lord (Allah) what he will of the pledges and the covenants. Allah will then turn his face from the Fire. When he will face Paradise and will see its charm, he will remain quiet as long as Allah will. He then will say, 'O my Lord! Let me go to the gate of Paradise.' Allah will ask him, 'Didn't you give pledges and make covenants (to the effect) that you would not ask for anything more than what you requested at first?' He will say, 'O my Lord! Do not make me the most wretched, amongst Your creatures.' Allah will say, 'If this request is granted, will you then ask for anything else?' He will say, 'No! By Your Power! I shall not ask for anything else.' Then he will give to his Lord what He will of the pledges and the covenants. Allah will then let him go to the gate of Paradise. On reaching then and seeing its life, charm, and pleasure, he will remain quiet as long as Allah wills and then will say, 'O my Lord ! Let me enter Paradise.' Allah will say, May Allah be merciful unto you, O son of Adam! How treacherous you are! Haven't you made covenants and given pledges that you will not ask for anything more that what you have been given?' He will say, 'O my Lord! Do not make me the most wretched amongst Your creatures.' So Allah will laugh and allow him to enter Paradise and will ask him to request as much as he likes. He will do so till all his desires have been fulfilled . Then Allah will say, 'Request more of such and such things.' Allah will remind him and when all his desires and wishes; have been fulfilled, Allah will say "All this is granted to you and a similar amount besides." Abu Said Al-Khudri, said to Abu Huraira, 'Allah's Apostle said, "Allah said, 'That is for you and ten times more like it.' "Abu Huraira said, "I do not remember from Allah's Apostle except (his saying), 'All this is granted to you and a similar amount besides." Abu Sahd said, "I heard him saying, 'That is for you and ten times more the like of it."



Volume 1, Book 3, Number 67 :
Narrated by 'Abdur Rahman bin Abi Bakra's father
Once the Prophet was riding his camel and a man was holding its rein. The Prophet asked, "What is the day today?" We kept quiet, thinking that he might give that day another name. He said, "Isn't it the day of Nahr (slaughtering of the animals of sacrifice)" We replied, "Yes." He further asked, "Which month is this?" We again kept quiet, thinking that he might give it another name. Then he said, "Isn't it the month of Dhul-Hijja?" We replied, "Yes." He said, "Verily! Your blood, property and honor are sacred to one another (i.e. Muslims) like the sanctity of this day of yours, in this month of yours and in this city of yours. It is incumbent upon those who are present to inform those who are absent because those who are absent might comprehend (what I have said) better than the present audience."
Volume 1, Book 3, Number 83 :
Narrated by 'Abdullah bin Amr bin Al 'Aas
Allah's Apostle stopped (for a while near the Jimar) at Mina during his last Hajj for the people and they were asking him questions. A man came and said, "I forgot and got my head shaved before slaughtering the Hadi (sacrificing animal)." The Prophet said, "There is no harm, go and do the slaughtering now." Then another person came and said, "I forgot and slaughtered (the camel) before Rami (throwing of the pebbles) at the Jamra." The Prophet said, "Do the Rami now and there is no harm." The narrator added: So on that day, when the Prophet was asked about anything (as regards the ceremonies of Hajj) performed before or after its due time, his reply was: "Do it (now) and there is no harm."
Volume 1, Book 3, Number 84 :
Narrated by Ibn 'Abbas
Somebody said to the Prophet (during his last Hajj), "I did the slaughtering before doing the Rami.' The Prophet beckoned with his hand and said, "There is no harm in that." Then another person said. "I got my head shaved before offering the sacrifice." The Prophet beckoned with his hand saying, "There is no harm in that."
Volume 1, Book 3, Number 126 :
Narrated by 'Abdullah bin 'Amar
I saw the Prophet near the Jamra and the people were asking him questions (about religious problems). A man asked, "O Allah's Apostle! I have slaughtered the Hadi (animal) before doing the Rami." The Prophet replied, "Do the Rami (now) and there is no harm." Another person asked, "O Allah's Apostle! I got my head shaved before slaughtering the animal." The Prophet replied, "Do the slaughtering (now) and there is no harm." So on that day, when the Prophet was asked about anything as regards the ceremonies of Hajj performed before or after its due time his reply was, "Do it (now) and there is no harm."
Volume 1, Book 4, Number 241 :
Narrated by 'Abdullah bin Mas'ud
Once the Prophet was offering prayers at the Ka'ba. Abu Jahl was sitting with some of his companions. One of them said to the others, "Who amongst you will bring the abdominal contents (intestines, etc.) of a camel of Bani so and so and put it on the back of Muhammad, when he prostrates?" The most unfortunate of them got up and brought it. He waited till the Prophet prostrated and then placed it on his back between his shoulders. I was watching but could not do any thing. I wish I had some people with me to hold out against them. They started laughing and falling on one another. Allah's Apostle was in prostration and he did not lift his head up till Fatima (Prophet's daughter) came and threw that (camel's abdominal contents) away from his back. He raised his head and said thrice, "O Allah! Punish Quraish." So it was hard for Abu Jahl and his companions when the Prophet invoked Allah against them as they had a conviction that the prayers and invocations were accepted in this city (Mecca). The Prophet said, "O Allah! Punish Abu Jahl, 'Utba bin Rabi'a, Shaiba bin Rabi'a, Al-Walid bin 'Utba, Umaiya bin Khalaf, and 'Uqba bin Al Mu'it (and he mentioned the seventh whose name I cannot recall). By Allah in Whose Hands my life is, I saw the dead bodies of those persons who were counted by Allah's Apostle in the Qalib (one of the wells) of Badr.
Volume 1, Book 6, Number 316 :
Narrated by 'Urwa
'Aisha said, "We set out with the Prophet in his last Hajj. Some of us intended to perform 'Umra while others Hajj. When we reached Mecca, Allah's Apostle said, 'Those who had assumed the lhram for'Umra and had not brought the Hadi should finish his lhram and whoever had assumed the Ihram for 'Umra and brought the Hadi should not finish the Ihram till he has slaughtered his Hadi and whoever had assumed the lhram for Hajj should complete his Hajj." 'Aisha further said, "I got my periods (menses) and kept on menstruating till the day of 'Arafat, and I had assumed the Ihram for 'Umra only (Tamattu'). The Prophet ordered me to undo and comb my head hair and assume the lhram for Hajj only and leave the 'Umra. I did the same till I completed the Hajj. Then the Prophet sent 'Abdur Rahman bin Abi Bakr with me and ordered me to perform 'Umra from At-Tan'im in lieu of the missed 'Umra."
Volume 1, Book 8, Number 345 :
Narrated by Abu Dhar
Allah's Apostle said, "While I was at Mecca the roof of my house was opened and Gabriel descended, opened my chest, and washed it with Zam-zam water. Then he brought a golden tray full of wisdom and faith and having poured its contents into my chest, he closed it. Then he took my hand and ascended with me to the nearest heaven, when I reached the nearest heaven, Gabriel said to the gatekeeper of the heaven, 'Open (the gate).' The gatekeeper asked, 'Who is it?' Gabriel answered: 'Gabriel.' He asked, 'Is there anyone with you?' Gabriel replied, 'Yes, Muhammad I is with me.' He asked, 'Has he been called?' Gabriel said, 'Yes.' So the gate was opened and we went over the nearest heaven and there we saw a man sitting with some people on his right and some on his left. When he looked towards his right, he laughed and when he looked toward his left he wept. Then he said, 'Welcome! O pious Prophet and pious son.' I asked Gabriel, 'Who is he?' He replied, 'He is Adam and the people on his right and left are the souls of his offspring. Those on his right are the people of Paradise and those on his left are the people of Hell and when he looks towards his right he laughs and when he looks towards his left he weeps.' Then he ascended with me till he reached the second heaven and he (Gabriel) said to its gatekeeper, 'Open (the gate).' The gatekeeper said to him the same as the gatekeeper of the first heaven had said and he opened the gate. Anas said: "Abu Dhar added that the Prophet met Adam, Idris, Moses, Jesus and Abraham, he (Abu Dhar) did not mention on which heaven they were but he mentioned that he (the Prophet ) met Adarn on the nearest heaven and Abraham on the sixth heaven. Anas said, "When Gabriel along with the Prophet passed by Idris, the latter said, 'Welcome! O pious Prophet and pious brother.' The Prophet asked, 'Who is he?' Gabriel replied, 'He is Idris." The Prophet added, "I passed by Moses and he said, 'Welcome! O pious Prophet and pious brother.' I asked Gabriel, 'Who is he?' Gabriel replied, 'He is Moses.' Then I passed by Jesus and he said, 'Welcome! O pious brother and pious Prophet.' I asked, 'Who is he?' Gabriel replied, 'He is Jesus. Then I passed by Abraham and he said, 'Welcome! O pious Prophet and pious son.' I asked Gabriel, 'Who is he?' Gabriel replied, 'He is Abraham. The Prophet added, 'Then Gabriel ascended with me to a place where I heard the creaking of the pens." Ibn Hazm and Anas bin Malik said: The Prophet said, "Then Allah enjoined fifty prayers on my followers when I returned with this order of Allah, I passed by Moses who asked me, 'What has Allah enjoined on your followers?' I replied, 'He has enjoined fifty prayers on them.' Moses said, 'Go back to your Lord (and appeal for reduction) for your followers will not be able to bear it.' (So I went back to Allah and requested for reduction) and He reduced it to half. When I passed by Moses again and informed him about it, he said, 'Go back to your Lord as your followers will not be able to bear it.' So I returned to Allah and requested for further reduction and half of it was reduced. I again passed by Moses and he said to me: 'Return to your Lord, for your followers will not be able to bear it. So I returned to Allah and He said, 'These are five prayers and they are all (equal to) fifty (in reward) for My Word does not change.' I returned to Moses and he told me to go back once again. I replied, 'Now I feel shy of asking my Lord again.' Then Gabriel took me till we '' reached Sidrat-il-Muntaha (Lote tree of; the utmost boundry) which was shrouded in colors, indescribable. Then I was admitted into Paradise where I found small (tents or) walls (made) of pearls and its earth was of musk."
Volume 1, Book 8, Number 386 :
Narrated by Anas bin Malik
Allah's Apostle said, "Whoever prays like us and faces our Quibla and eats our slaughtered animals is a Muslim and is under Allah's and His Apostle's protection. So do not betray Allah by betraying those who are in His protection."
Volume 1, Book 8, Number 387 :
Narrated by Anas bin Malik
Allah's Apostle said, "I have been ordered to fight the people till they say: 'None has the right to be worshipped but Allah.' And if they say so, pray like our prayers, face our Qibla and slaughter as we slaughter, then their blood and property will be sacred to us and we will not interfere with them except legally and their reckoning will be with Allah." Narrated Maimun ibn Siyah that he asked Anas bin Malik, "O Abu Hamza! What makes the life and property of a person sacred?" He replied, "Whoever says, 'None has the right to be worshipped but Allah', faces our Qibla during the prayers, prays like us and eats our slaughtered animal, then he is a Muslim, and has got the same rights and obligations as other Muslims have."
Volume 1, Book 9, Number 499 :
Narrated by 'Amr bin Maimuin
'Abdullah bin Mas'ud said, "While Allah's Apostle was praying beside the Ka'ba, there were some Quraish people sitting in a gathering. One of them said, 'Don't you see this (who does deeds just to show off)? Who amongst you can go and bring the dung, blood and the abdominal contents (intestines, etc). of the slaughtered camels of the family of so and so and then wait till he prostrates and put that in between his shoulders?' The most unfortunate amongst them ('Uqba bin Abi Mu'ait) went (and brought them) and when Allah's Apostle prostrated, he put them between his shoulders. The Prophet remained in prostration and they laughed so much so that they fell on each other. A passerby went to Fatima, who was a young girl in those days. She came running and the Prophet was still in prostration. She removed them and cursed upon the Quraish on their faces. When Allah's Apostle completed his prayer, he said, 'O Allah! Take revenge on Quraish.' He said so thrice and added, 'O Allah! take revenge on 'Amr bin Hisham, 'Utba bin Rabia, Shaiba bin Rabi'a, Al-Walid bin'Utba, Umaiya bin Khalaf, 'Uqba bin Abi Mu'ait and 'Umar a bin Al-Walid." Abdullah added, "By Allah! I saw all of them dead in the battle field on the day of Badr and they were dragged and thrown in the Qalib (a well) at Badr: Allah's Apostle then said, 'Allah's curse has descended upon the people of the Qalib (well).
Volume 1, Book 12, Number 770 :
Narrated by Abu Huraira
The people said, "O Allah's Apostle! Shall we see our Lord on the Day of Resurrection?" He replied, "Do you have any doubt in seeing the full moon on a clear (not cloudy) night?" They replied, "No, O Allah's Apostle!" He said, "Do you have any doubt in seeing the sun when there are no clouds?" They replied in the negative. He said, "You will see Allah (your Lord) in the same way. On the Day of Resurrection, people will be gathered and He will order the people to follow what they used to worship. So some of them will follow the sun, some will follow the moon, and some will follow other deities; and only this nation (Muslims) will be left with its hypocrites. Allah will come to them and say, 'I am Your Lord.' They will say, 'We shall stay in this place till our Lord comes to us and when our Lord will come, we will recognize Him. Then Allah will come to them again and say, 'I am your Lord.' They will say, 'You are our Lord.' Allah will call them, and As-Sirat (a bridge) will be laid across Hell and I (Muhammad) shall be the first amongst the Apostles to cross it with my followers. Nobody except the Apostles will then be able to speak and they will be saying then, 'O Allah! Save us. O Allah Save us.' There will be hooks like the thorns of Sa'dan in Hell. Have you seen the thorns of Sa'dan?" The people said, "Yes." He said, "These hooks will be like the thorns of Sa'dan but nobody except Allah knows their greatness in size and these will entangle the people according to their deeds; some of them will fall and stay in Hell forever; others will receive punishment (torn into small pieces) and will get out of Hell, till when Allah intends mercy on whomever He likes amongst the people of Hell, He will order the angels to take out of Hell those who worshipped none but Him alone. The angels will take them out by recognizing them from the traces of prostrations, for Allah has forbidden the (Hell) fire to eat away those traces. So they will come out of the Fire, it will eat away from the whole of the human body except the marks of the prostrations. At that time they will come out of the Fire as mere skeletons. The Water of Life will be poured on them and as a result they will grow like the seeds growing on the bank of flowing water. Then when Allah had finished from the Judgments amongst his creations, one man will be left between Hell and Paradise and he will be the last man from the people of Hell to enter paradise. He will be facing Hell, and will say, 'O Allah! Turn my face from the fire as its wind has dried me and its steam has burnt me.' Allah will ask him, "Will you ask for anything more in case this favor is granted to you?' He will say, "No by Your (Honor) Power!" And he will give to his Lord (Allah) what he will of the pledges and the covenants. Allah will then turn his face from the Fire. When he will face Paradise and will see its charm, he will remain quiet as long as Allah will. He then will say, 'O my Lord! Let me go to the gate of Paradise.' Allah will ask him, 'Didn't you give pledges and make covenants (to the effect) that you would not ask for anything more than what you requested at first?' He will say, 'O my Lord! Do not make me the most wretched, amongst Your creatures.' Allah will say, 'If this request is granted, will you then ask for anything else?' He will say, 'No! By Your Power! I shall not ask for anything else.' Then he will give to his Lord what He will of the pledges and the covenants. Allah will then let him go to the gate of Paradise. On reaching then and seeing its life, charm, and pleasure, he will remain quiet as long as Allah wills and then will say, 'O my Lord ! Let me enter Paradise.' Allah will say, May Allah be merciful unto you, O son of Adam! How treacherous you are! Haven't you made covenants and given pledges that you will not ask for anything more that what you have been given?' He will say, 'O my Lord! Do not make me the most wretched amongst Your creatures.' So Allah will laugh and allow him to enter Paradise and will ask him to request as much as he likes. He will do so till all his desires have been fulfilled . Then Allah will say, 'Request more of such and such things.' Allah will remind him and when all his desires and wishes; have been fulfilled, Allah will say "All this is granted to you and a similar amount besides." Abu Said Al-Khudri, said to Abu Huraira, 'Allah's Apostle said, "Allah said, 'That is for you and ten times more like it.' "Abu Huraira said, "I do not remember from Allah's Apostle except (his saying), 'All this is granted to you and a similar amount besides." Abu Sahd said, "I heard him saying, 'That is for you and ten times more the like of it."
Volume 2, Book 18, Number 154 :
Narrated by 'Aisha
In the life-time of Allah's Apostle (p.b.u.h) the sun eclipsed, so he led the people in prayer, and stood up and performed a long Qiyam, then bowed for a long while. He stood up again and performed a long Qiyam but this time the period of standing was shorter than the first. He bowed again for a long time but shorter than the first one, then he prostrated and prolonged the prostration. He did the same in the second Raka as he did in the first and then finished the prayer; by then the sun (eclipse) had cleared. He delivered the Khutba (sermon) and after praising and glorifying Allah he said, "The sun and the moon are two signs against the signs of Allah; they do not eclipse on the death or life of anyone. So when you see the eclipse, remember Allah and say Takbir, pray and give Sadaqa." The Prophet then said, "O followers of Muhammad! By Allah! There is none who has more ghaira (self-respect) than Allah as He has forbidden that His slaves, male or female commit adultery (illegal sexual intercourse). O followers of Muhammad! By Allah! If you knew that which I know you would laugh little and weep much.
Volume 4, Book 56, Number 819 :
Narrated by 'Aisha
Once Fatima came walking and her gait resembled the gait of the Prophet . The Prophet said, "Welcome, O my daughter!" Then he made her sit on his right or on his left side, and then he told her a secret and she started weeping. I asked her, "Why are you weeping?" He again told her a secret and she started laughing. I said, "I never saw happiness so near to sadness as I saw today." I asked her what the Prophet had told her. She said, "I would never disclose the secret of Allah's Apostle ." When the Prophet died, I asked her about it. She replied. "The Prophet said.) 'Every year Gabriel used to revise the Qur'an with me once only, but this year he has done so twice. I think this portends my death, and you will be the first of my family to follow me.' So I started weeping. Then he said. 'Don't you like to be the mistress of all the ladies of Paradise or the mistress of all the lady believers? So I laughed for that."

Prophet Muhammad [pbuh] Sense of Humor !

In The name of Allah,The Most Merciful,The Most gracious
Assalam Alaykum,
Prophet Muhammad (pbuh)It is well known that the Prophet Muhammad (may Peace and Blessings be upon him) was indeed the perfect man. He was a devoted seeker of Truth, a warner and exhorter, a person of good cheer and pleasantness, a brilliant leader, a courageous and yet reluctant warrior, a statesman par excellence and the teacher of teachers. He was a compassionate ruler and spiritual leader, but many do not know that the Holy Prophet Muhammad (may Peace and Blessings be upon him) had an extraordinary sense of humor!
Indeed, Prophet (may Peace and Blessings be upon him) would laugh and joke often. He enjoyed playing with children, especially his grandsons Hasan and Husayn (RA). The Prophet allowed his grandson to climb atop his back while he was in prostration as reported by al-Hafid Abu-Na’im (RA) on the Authority of Abu Bakr (RA) saying,
“The Messenger of Allah (s.a.w.) was leading us in prayer. Hasan, who was still a child, would come to him while he was in prostration, and sit on his back or sometimes on his neck. The Prophet (s.a.w.) would lift him tenderly. When the prayer was finished, they (the Muslims) asked him: ‘O Messenger of Allah! You are doing to this boy what you do not do to another person?’ ‘He is my basil,’ he replied.””
The Prophet’s playfulness was also coupled with a beautiful sense of humor. He smiled often and would make jokes with members of his community. For example,
“Once, an old woman came up to him and asked for paradise. He said, “Old women do not enter the paradise.” The woman started crying. As she started leaving the room, the Prophet, showing his subtle sense of humor, stopped her and said, “Old women will become young before entering the heaven.” (Tirmadhi)
Another recording of the Prophet’s life describes him laughing and joking with another man. The hadith says,
“A man broke his fast (intentionally) during Ramadan. The Messenger of Allah (saws) commanded him to emancipate a slave or fast for two months, or feed sixty poor men. He said, “I cannot provide.”
The Apostle said, “Sit down.” Thereafter, a huge basket of dates was brought to the Messenger of Allah. He said, “Take this and give it as charity.” He said, “O Messenger of Allah, there is no one poorer than I.” The Messenger of Allah thereupon laughed so that his canine teeth became visible and said, “Eat it yourself.”
The Prophet brought an uplifting spirit that penetrated the hearts of people. There is a story mentioned about the Prophet and a common merchant that tells us just a little about the spirit he carried,
“One of his companions was Zahir, who used to trade in metal objects. Once the Prophet was passing by the bazaar, he saw Zahir and playfully grabbed him from behind and said, “Will anyone buy this slave?” Zahir laughed and said, “O Messenger of Allah, whoever buys this slave will be in loss.” The Prophet smiled and said, “In Allah’s eyes, your value is high.”
On another occasion a man approached the Prophet (may Peace and Blessings be upon him) and asked him for a camel ride.
The Prophet (may Peace and Blessings be upon him) said,
“I would give you a camel’s child”. The man said, “O Messenger of Allah. What will I do with a camel’s child?” The Prophet smiled and said, “Is there any camel who is not the progeny of a camel?”
One of the ahadith that reflects the Prophet’s (sallallahu alayhe wa sallam) sense of humor and enjoyment of fun is the report that Imaam Ahmad gives from
‘A’ishah who said:
“I went out with the Prophet on a journey. At that time I was a young girl and was quite slender. The Prophet told the people, ‘Go on ahead,’ so they went ahead, then he said to me, ‘Come, let us have a race.’ So I raced with him, and I won. He let the matter rest until I had gained weight. Later, I accompanied him on another journey. He told the people, ‘Go on ahead,’ so they went ahead. He said to me, ‘Come, let us have a race.’ So I raced with him, and he won. He began to laugh, and said, ‘This is for that.”‘
The perfect man (may Peace and Blessings be upon him) was an image of admiration. He was clear and resolute in matters of importance and obtained the highest character as the Qur’an tells us,
“Verily you are of a high and nobel character.” (68:004)
But he also was a dear friend and beloved companion. His sense of humor brought warmth and love to those who were around him. He never passed someone without a smile and his high achievement of good manners have become the example and traditions of Muslims the world over.
Allah the almighty in the Quran
“In the Messenger of Allah is a good example for you to follow.”
[Quran Surah#33 Ayah #21]
This is the Prophet Muhammad (may Peace and Blessings be upon him) and his tradition of good humor.
May Allah give us ability to apply Sunnah in our life.
May we all work intensely toward achieving good manners and a healthy sense of humor,
Amin.
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